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Ruedi Wild is a Swiss triathlete.
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Filipa Maria Salema Roseta Vaz Monteiro is a Portuguese architect and politician. Between 2019 and 2021, she was a Member of the Assembly of the Republic, elected by the Portuguese Social Democratic Party for the Lisbon constituency. She is also a university Professor in the University of Lisbon.
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