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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}