{"type":"general","setup":"What do I look like?","punchline":"A JOKE MACHINE!?","id":188}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best thing about a Boolean?","punchline":"Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.","id":409}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best time to go to the dentist?","punchline":"Tooth hurty.","id":10}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?","punchline":"A metro-gnome","id":204}
{"type":"general","setup":"A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?\"","punchline":"Pop,goes the weasel.","id":78}
{"type":"standard","title":"Pamela Snow","displaytitle":"Pamela Snow","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q64538946","titles":{"canonical":"Pamela_Snow","normalized":"Pamela Snow","display":"Pamela Snow"},"pageid":69399392,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Professor_Pamela_Snow_Aug_2021.jpg/330px-Professor_Pamela_Snow_Aug_2021.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Professor_Pamela_Snow_Aug_2021.jpg","width":2386,"height":1581},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1234843422","tid":"c99fdb4e-436c-11ef-b625-02953bef8d23","timestamp":"2024-07-16T12:13:19Z","description":"Clinical linguistics and speech pathology researcher","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Snow","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Snow?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Snow?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pamela_Snow"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Snow","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pamela_Snow","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamela_Snow?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pamela_Snow"}},"extract":"Pamela Claire Snow is an Australian speech-language pathologist and registered psychologist whose research concerns language disorders in vulnerable children and adolescents, and their implications for academic achievement and psychosocial wellbeing. She has been a vocal critic of pseudoscientific approaches to early reading instruction and support, such as the Arrowsmith Program.","extract_html":"
Pamela Claire Snow is an Australian speech-language pathologist and registered psychologist whose research concerns language disorders in vulnerable children and adolescents, and their implications for academic achievement and psychosocial wellbeing. She has been a vocal critic of pseudoscientific approaches to early reading instruction and support, such as the Arrowsmith Program.
"}["Banh mi venmo mustache kickstarter edison bulb meditation before they sold out vice blog. Kogi cold-pressed ethical pabst. Flannel gatekeep knausgaard offal, photo booth ascot neutra adaptogen. Bushwick prism solarpunk 8-bit skateboard. Gastropub typewriter mixtape slow-carb tbh intelligentsia VHS.","Vape aesthetic squid selvage copper mug, yr sartorial cronut. Disrupt godard pok pok, heirloom venmo pour-over occupy vice. Bodega boys mumblecore ugh semiotics. Jean shorts lo-fi kickstarter, cardigan drinking vinegar flannel narwhal schlitz cornhole street art mukbang marfa.","Vice crucifix hella snackwave pitchfork palo santo. Etsy mukbang hashtag fixie marxism seitan adaptogen. Keytar meggings typewriter blackbird spyplane, sriracha pickled artisan cred four loko tacos single-origin coffee. Waistcoat cupping activated charcoal echo park kale chips vape farm-to-table celiac fit wayfarers tousled YOLO tumeric pour-over lyft. Edison bulb slow-carb dreamcatcher jean shorts lo-fi trust fund green juice adaptogen selvage occupy hammock hoodie ascot narwhal before they sold out. Neutra roof party pour-over shaman 3 wolf moon knausgaard bitters snackwave artisan.","Lyft gatekeep green juice, brunch craft beer celiac pickled next level tousled. Whatever tumblr tofu locavore deep v marfa copper mug readymade pitchfork microdosing kombucha tote bag ethical blackbird spyplane. Keffiyeh selfies shaman humblebrag. Skateboard lyft food truck, yes plz cold-pressed palo santo art party hell of single-origin coffee. Everyday carry banh mi shoreditch, cupping pok pok hammock fam slow-carb vegan kombucha 90's godard XOXO man bun. Thundercats vinyl air plant wolf chambray microdosing, iPhone lomo. Godard viral tumblr kale chips, drinking vinegar wayfarers meggings gentrify praxis beard locavore selfies tacos.","Activated charcoal bitters gastropub gochujang, woke drinking vinegar swag fashion axe prism hoodie truffaut typewriter vexillologist microdosing yr. Typewriter cronut brunch neutra solarpunk readymade vinyl four dollar toast sus slow-carb cliche chillwave venmo. Plaid gastropub wolf, prism live-edge pitchfork locavore flannel brunch poke forage selvage chicharrones scenester pinterest. Adaptogen umami selfies hoodie swag four dollar toast skateboard iceland bodega boys solarpunk aesthetic. Adaptogen gluten-free vape VHS bitters. Cronut live-edge etsy fashion axe."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Count No Man Happy: A Byzantine Fantasy","displaytitle":"Count No Man Happy: A Byzantine Fantasy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16828188","titles":{"canonical":"Count_No_Man_Happy:_A_Byzantine_Fantasy","normalized":"Count No Man Happy: A Byzantine Fantasy","display":"Count No Man Happy: A Byzantine Fantasy"},"pageid":40957073,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Count_No_Man_Happy_A_Byzantine_Fantasy.jpg","width":260,"height":389},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Count_No_Man_Happy_A_Byzantine_Fantasy.jpg","width":260,"height":389},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282865246","tid":"f0294aed-0c45-11f0-a78c-8efc2f312b14","timestamp":"2025-03-29T02:31:37Z","description":"2011 book by Paul Kastenellos","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Count_No_Man_Happy%3A_A_Byzantine_Fantasy"}},"extract":"Count No Man Happy: A Byzantine Fantasy is a novel or fictionalized biography published in 2011 by author Paul Kastenellos. Count No Man Happy recounts the life of the Byzantine emperor Constantine VI who lived in the last years of the eighth century AD. Although a novel with elements of fantasy, it is also factually correct biography. The book’s title is a quote from the ancient historian Herodotus: “Count no man happy until he is dead.” The unhappy life of Constantine was one of religious extremism, court intrigue, family feuding, and a two-front war. This reality is relieved by Constantine's dreams in which he is comforted by Beth, a mid twentieth century model inspired by the smile of the pinup model Bettie Page.","extract_html":"
Count No Man Happy: A Byzantine Fantasy is a novel or fictionalized biography published in 2011 by author Paul Kastenellos. Count No Man Happy recounts the life of the Byzantine emperor Constantine VI who lived in the last years of the eighth century AD. Although a novel with elements of fantasy, it is also factually correct biography. The book’s title is a quote from the ancient historian Herodotus: “Count no man happy until he is dead.” The unhappy life of Constantine was one of religious extremism, court intrigue, family feuding, and a two-front war. This reality is relieved by Constantine's dreams in which he is comforted by Beth, a mid twentieth century model inspired by the smile of the pinup model Bettie Page.
"}